or any gym for that matter. there are a few locker room etiquette tips i feel you need to know.
*first off, when you are waiting in line for the shower & holding
two towels in your hand, take one of the towels & wrap it around your body. there is no need to stand butt naked for 10 minutes in line as we wait to shower.
everyone else in line is covered in a towel... why aren't you?
*after your shower can you use one of those towels to pat yourself dry? why do you find it necessary to turn off the water and immediately emerge from the shower dripping wet, still carrying the towels, as you walk naked to the locker area? can't you dry off a
little bit? or at least wrap yourself in a towel to alleviate some of the water you are dripping onto the floor. do you not notice the puddles that trail you?
i will be the one to slip on them, so please towel off.
*now you are showered... it's time to get dressed. in doing so there is no need to put your bare bottom on the locker stool. if you need to sit down to put on hose, or socks, or whatever.... how bout we put panties on first. or lay the towel down & sit on that? putting your butt directly onto the community stool is just gross.
*when it's time to use the vanity mirrors it's time to have some sort of clothing on. i understand if you don't want to be fully clothed while you apply your makeup or do your hair. i usually stand at the mirror dressed from the waist down & with a bra on. I'm dressed 90% of the way & this does not hinder my hair/makeup routine. if wearing pants proves to be too much of a challenge while you blow dry your hair.... can you at least wear panties? i am sick & tired of finishing my workout, walking into the locker room, and my first vision is some bare- assed woman bent over fluffing her mane.
seriously. nobody wants to see you naked....
and bending over. PUT CLOTHES ON.
i am beginning to think the women at my gym are members of a nudist colony. is it because you think you are hot and everyone wants to admire your beauty? well chances are you are not that hot. and hello, you are prancing around naked in the
women's locker room. there are
no men here if you haven't noticed. so what is the point?
basically... i am sick of looking at perky
fake boobs, perfectly toned abs, and tight tushes on the naked models and MILFS that attend my gym. i am all about showing your assets, & flaunting what your mama gave you... but the sweaty gym locker room is not the place.