so many "experts" say that television rots your brain. I beg to differ. Below is a list of
a few things i have learned from television over the years...
*be VERY nice to your neighbors... cuz you never know -Desperate Housewives
*you don't have to be blood to be family - Brothers & Sisters
*human hair grows @ .5mm a day - CSI
*everyone needs to find someone who makes them ridiculously giddy, hopelessly in love & stupid... at times - The OC (Summer and Cohen)
*if you are ever attacked scratch the perp... DNA will make your case - Law & Order SVU
*ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ - Sesame Street
*don't spoil your kids or they will end up like Chuck Bass - Gossip Girls
*with big money, comes big problems... problems us po'folk cant even think of - Dirty, Sexy, Money
*Alaska would be a great place to go on vacay, but NYC is an amazing place to live - Men in Trees
*in the end, a good personality trumps designer anything - Ugly Betty
*true friends will be there,
no matter what - Sex and the City
*if you're going to say something rude to someone, prompt it by saying, "With all due respect..." - The Sopranos
*ask friends, family, AND strangers for their opinion on your talents
BEFORE you humiliate yourself on tv. someone has to be honest - American Idol & So You Think You Can Dance
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always write down where you parked your car in the garage, or you may be looking for it a LONG time - Seinfeld
and thanks to last nights Grey's finale
*Dont lay in wet cement! - Grey's Anatomy