Showing posts with label quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quotes. Show all posts

4.20.2008

the funny & the not so funny

so Forgetting Sarah Marshall is hilarious.... just dont sit in the 2nd row! seeing as how you see a WHOLE LOT of Jason Segel. maybe a little too much. over all though it was funny. not as funny as Knocked Up, but funnier than Superbad (Southern Belle concurs with this.)

now, on a not so funny note...

DEAR KEY FOOD.
you have successfully turned me back to online grocery shopping. i tried, really i did. i got my grocery list together, clipped my coupons, and set aside time to actually go to the grocery store this weekend instead of ordering from FreshDirect.* But when you continue to have incompetent, lazy teenagers running things, it makes an easy, stress free errand give me a migraine.

here is what happened today... and EVERY TIME i come to your store. I travel up and down the aisles searching for whats on my list. i get to the WW frozen meals and there are 12 ** sale stickers all claiming that the meals are buy one get one free. huge bargain right?

i read every sale sign in depth like i was studying for an exam or something. i read every last detail b.c. that is how the stores get you. they post signs, you "think" you are getting something on sale, but really the sale is only on the 9.0oz kind, but all that is on the shelf is the 9.1oz & the 8.9oz, yet the sale stickers are all around THESE items even though, if you read clearly, they are NOT on sale. this really makes my blood boil. i get so angry at the sale sighs.

how hard is it for them to make ALL progresso soups on sale. or ALL WW meals. or ALL of anything, just something without so many darn exemptions.
anyways, i made sure that the items i had were actually the ones specified on the sale ticket. so going to the check out should be a piece of cake right?

wrong?

i watch as the teenage boy scans my items. i point out all of the errors and he ignore me. "they will come off at the end" he says. Um, no they wont, i think to myself. but i'm polite. i wait til the end to see. and i was right, the sales didn't come off. the cashier didn't even care that he was overcharging me and just said i "probably picked up the wrong items."

PROBABLY? you mean hes not even going to go check? seriously? okay now im pissed.

"Um, no i checked. they are the correct items. why don't you go check the signs" i said this is the nicest way possible while biting my tongue.
He is gone for 10 seconds*** and returns saying i had the wrong items.

okay, now i'm really pissed. Italian pissed.
"Come with me" i said as i storm around the cash register to the frozen food aisle.
"SEE this is what i have. This is whats on sale." and we did this for 3 more aisles.

we returned to the register and he corrected his mistakes. now the thing is, i understand the grocery scanners make mistakes. that is why i pay such close attention when getting rung up. However, my problem is with the cashiers. They have no customer service skills, and should have checked the sale items instead of making me escort him around the store pointing them out. half the time i am in there, the lazy teens are texting on their cells, eating snacks, or something else other than waiting on me. how do they get away with this? when i was a working teen .... i worked. really worked. i just don't understand how places like Key Food stay in business when they have incomepetent idiots working for them. even the managers are younger than me. i just don't get it. what is happening to this world? customer service should be a requirement. not a luxury. ahhhhh, this is hard proof that online shopping is the way to go.

*Dumb Dumb dumb
**yes, i counted
***not nearly enough time to even check one item, let alone for 4 that had mistakes

and i'll leave you with these 2 great quotes i heard this weekend!!!

Some days you're the fly, other days your windshield. -DP

Every sinner has future, every saint has a past. -vintage tee

2.28.2008

the secret to happyness

the secret to happyness ...
i found this really cool quote here and had to share it with you.....

The difference between an ordinary life and an extraordinary life is finding extraordinary things in an ordinary life

now go find them!
xoxo

edited to add: i was searching Pigtown's blog more.... and found this great article about how Ikea names their pieces... very interesting! check it out

2.21.2008

...of the week

#1 quote of the week….
“New Yorkers are better, because we do everything in heels!” – Miss Hamburger
(said as we were trudging up the subway stairs with our gift bags in tote.)

Runners up….
“Don’t write about this on your blog, because then Mr.HG is gonna think I’m crazy. But see this isn’t astrology...it’s astronomy. Totally different.” - JCrew

(this from the girl who gave up all things astrology for Lent. Yes, she is so obsessed that it required giving it up for let.)

this was followed by the following comment... "March is all up in the air. i have no idea what is going to happen in March... and there are all these new magazines over there... with my horoscope... just dying to be read."

and this quote is great too...from the charming Mr.Clooney
"Rich famous people getting free shit looks bad. You look greedy. And I don't need a cell phone with sparkles on it." - George Clooney*

*brought to you originally by Hello Darling

xoxo